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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Choosing beggars, the lot of them.

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[–] NeoVandermonde 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

>fat

>wants kids

>unemployed

>unemployable

>no car

And she won't lick my eggplant? Who does this ~lady~ think she's kidding?

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As far back as I can remember, I've never had to think about "how I hold my neck up". I guess the neck fat is just too much for some people.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"this angle gives me the appearance of the least amount of neck fat, but you can still see a lot of neck fat, so I gotta say something about how it's just the angle"

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] You_Sound_Fat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's more than 40 pounds overweight though. At 5'4" you are obese at 180 pounds. Dumb heifer.

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[–] Jimbonez_Jonez ago 

The fat around the brain must have caused it to have a stroke there at the end. The last sentences are abysmal.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're "only" 40lb overweight. Well, this guy here is "only" 4" short of 6'. You want kids and he doesn't, but that's close as well. And while you don't have a job and want him to, he doesn't have a job, so that's basically the same thing, right? They are only minor differences, tiny details, right? I'm sure you won't have a problem because, after all, close enough is good enough by your standards?

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[–] suckcoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck this chicks who are 5' flat and overweight but wanting a 6 foot stud. Every fucking time with this.

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