[–] NeoVandermonde 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
>fat
>wants kids
>unemployed
>unemployable
>no car
And she won't lick my eggplant? Who does this ~lady~ think she's kidding?
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As far back as I can remember, I've never had to think about "how I hold my neck up". I guess the neck fat is just too much for some people.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
TIL the way to snag someone on a dating site is to make a list of demands.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
5'4 and 200 is BMI 34 so well into obese territory. More like 70 lbs overweight.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're "only" 40lb overweight. Well, this guy here is "only" 4" short of 6'. You want kids and he doesn't, but that's close as well. And while you don't have a job and want him to, he doesn't have a job, so that's basically the same thing, right? They are only minor differences, tiny details, right? I'm sure you won't have a problem because, after all, close enough is good enough by your standards?