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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

So she's unemployed, overweight, has abhorrent grammar, is demanding a man over six feet tall with a "health body" and, if I'm interpreting the emojis correctly, doesn't have a car?

What a catch.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jesus, do those pictures mean something coherent? I thought it was just how millenials expressed they were having a stroke.

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A lot of it can be totally random, sure. But think of it like ancient hieroglyphics; even if it's not signifying a particular phraseology, it usually conveys some kind of meaning. I'm a millennial, but I don't use them, personally. I just find it kind of interesting from a linguistic perspective.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's probably wondering why there isn't a line of sculpted men making $100k outside her door by now.

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The emojis are saying the man has to have a job (high paying/management as you need to wear a tie), car, house & healthy body.

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[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Why the fuck have we descended back to hyroglyphics?

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There are plenty of low paying service industry jobs that Wear ties.

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, I got that bit. I was referring to the crossed out circle and car on their own line.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot, she wants kids soon but has no job so you better have one, be tall unlike her, be willing to put a ring on it and plant some seed fast. And pic beforehand because you must be handsome, unlike her.

Now that is a catch all the tall fit pretty loaded guys will fight over.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot

40 lbs of excess fat is a lot of extra weight at any height. A gallon of milk weighs about 8 lbs; fatty there is carrying around the equivalent of an extra 5 gallons of milk. That's a lot.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would love to see it toss 40lbs worth of stuff in to a backpack and walk around with it, for a whole day. Maybe it'll gain some perspective. Ah, who am I kidding.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

40lbs is the bag of dog food I get at costco. I don't want to carry that shit through the store let alone everywhere. I get a cart. It's no wonder they always complain of joint issues and tiredness.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She's a real catch ^^

And 160lbs for 5'4 would still be overweight... anything over 145lbs is overweight for this height according to bmi charts.

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[–] curves-shmurves ago 

I was a skinnyfat/borderline smallfat at 5'8" and 145 lbs. Lost 16 lbs and now look much better imo.

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unless she has massive amounts of muscle, 140 would look disgusting too. I'm almost 5'7 and when I was 150 it was horrendous. Now at 128 with more muscle than ever I couldn't imagine having that much fat. And her being at 5'4? gag

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

Agreed. I'm the same height as you and was a raging skinnyfat at 145 pounds. I couldn't imagine being even shorter and a lot heavier

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly.

As someone near that height (5'3) the though of 160, let alone 200, disgusts me. Even petite women at 130 I still think look chunky.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, holy fucking shit. I'm a foot taller and it weighs 40lbs more than me!

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[–] french_runner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't you know? At 150lbs you're in fact dying of anorexia ^^

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How are they so entitled?!

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I blame the pigfuckers