[–] IthereforeI ago
I like shorter guys <3 but don't have height demands! Totally agree with Chinese Captcha.
Fatties aside, some people just have a type. I like short girls. No clue why, but I think short is super attractive and hawt. Short, skinny, and athletic is definitely my thing. My SO is a full foot shorter than me and tiny enough I can easily pick her up and just f***ing carry her around. Love it.
[–] french_runner 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She's a real catch ^^
And 160lbs for 5'4 would still be overweight... anything over 145lbs is overweight for this height according to bmi charts.
[–] curves-shmurves ago
I was a skinnyfat/borderline smallfat at 5'8" and 145 lbs. Lost 16 lbs and now look much better imo.
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Unless she has massive amounts of muscle, 140 would look disgusting too. I'm almost 5'7 and when I was 150 it was horrendous. Now at 128 with more muscle than ever I couldn't imagine having that much fat. And her being at 5'4? gag
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Agreed. I'm the same height as you and was a raging skinnyfat at 145 pounds. I couldn't imagine being even shorter and a lot heavier
[–] french_runner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't you know? At 150lbs you're in fact dying of anorexia ^^
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
So she's unemployed, overweight, has abhorrent grammar, is demanding a man over six feet tall with a "health body" and, if I'm interpreting the emojis correctly, doesn't have a car?
What a catch.
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A lot of it can be totally random, sure. But think of it like ancient hieroglyphics; even if it's not signifying a particular phraseology, it usually conveys some kind of meaning. I'm a millennial, but I don't use them, personally. I just find it kind of interesting from a linguistic perspective.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's probably wondering why there isn't a line of sculpted men making $100k outside her door by now.
[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The emojis are saying the man has to have a job (high paying/management as you need to wear a tie), car, house & healthy body.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are plenty of low paying service industry jobs that Wear ties.
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, I got that bit. I was referring to the crossed out circle and car on their own line.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot, she wants kids soon but has no job so you better have one, be tall unlike her, be willing to put a ring on it and plant some seed fast. And pic beforehand because you must be handsome, unlike her.
Now that is a catch all the tall fit pretty loaded guys will fight over.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot
40 lbs of excess fat is a lot of extra weight at any height. A gallon of milk weighs about 8 lbs; fatty there is carrying around the equivalent of an extra 5 gallons of milk. That's a lot.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I would love to see it toss 40lbs worth of stuff in to a backpack and walk around with it, for a whole day. Maybe it'll gain some perspective. Ah, who am I kidding.
[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How are they so entitled?!
[–] theepilepticferret ago
I blame the pigfuckers