[–] Fracking_A_Toaster 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
You missed the opportunity to say "Greeting, voaters."
[–] President_B_Obama [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
This is my biggest regret as president
[–] ZebralikeStripes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or maybe "My fellow voaters."
[–] HappyExile 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for reneging on every one of your campaign promises that was important to me. Fucking asshole.
[–] SinCityMayor ago
Welcome former redditor. You'll find out soon that a lot of us came from that site as well. :P
Mr President, in all the cartoons I've seen of you your ears (admittedly your most noticeable feature) are vastly exaggerated. Is it true that this is to represent your secret desire to listen in on every citizen's phone conversation and e-mail message?
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[–] President_B_Obama [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Well I already was made a mod of Asian Girls Gone Wild. So I think I am going to do just fine here
[–] HitlerIsBlack 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
/v/asiansgonewild, :(