[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I heard a rumor that your left pinky finger is permanently swollen due to Psoriatic arthritis brought on by a history of intense and repetitive masterbating to pictures of John McCain and @puttitout, and this increased weight and girth cause said pinky finger to depress the shift key the entire time you're typing your 10 page manifestos. Is there any truth to this rumor?
[–] MightyYetGentile7 [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Yes. And I also stick it up my ass while putting clothespins on my nipples. I work as an exterminator in Texas as you know. What many people don't know about me is that I like to do it nude. And I often take that wand you see us spraying roach poison with and I shove it up my ass while I am typing my rants.
Also I dress like a woman on Thursdays.
[–] ruck_feddit ago
[–] oiseaulibre ago
@MightyYetGentle7 CONFIRMED @SaneGoatiSwear o.O
[–] One_out_of_many 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am Spartacus!