[–] Idontspeakhuman 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Onions need to get the fuck out of here
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was amazed throughout, but when I got to the guy who couldn't walk unassisted and he started running...yeah, onions everywhere.
Fuck fatties, man. Like, it's probably weird to say that after losing a couple of tears from watching that shit, but seriously. What kind of worthless piece of crap are you if you don't try and make everything you can of yourself? How can they just give up and resign themselves to a short and pathetic life instead of a long and awesome one? The only people who say that they've had a worse time being skinny than being fat are either A: Currently fat, and therefore making up excuses and trying to convince themselves they're happy, or B: Were only ever skinny because of an eating disorder, and who still believe that's the only way to maintain a good physique.
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[–] fupascooper 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I went in doubting if this was a true FPH post, and came out with goosebumps and applause.
[–] polingforabs [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I tried to cover all the bases of excuses. Also the Arthur yoga one just makes me cry every time I watch it. I'm glad you enjoyed!
[–] SkyPir8 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How do you not kill yourself as a 20-something lard bucket upon realizing you are far less fuckable than a 70 yr old woman?