[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
If they seem confused by the comment, follow up with "Are you okay? Did you take your insulin?". That'll just make them cry, whether or not their blood sugar levels are low.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I like this yours better. Same general idea while implying that they're diabetic.
Another variation - "Are you ok? Did you have to take the stairs today? (condescending tone)"
[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Subtle, I like it.
Gee, shitlord, you're too tiny. You should eat a cheeseburger.
You should eat a cheeseburger.
What? That doesn't make any sense.
No, you should eat a cheeseburger. As in just one. At a time. Not all of them at the McDonald's.
<silent REEEE-ing>
[–] Densz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
As much as they try to put on a brave face, offending fat people is like shooting fish in a barrel. The worst insults are ones with a grain of undeniable truth in them. That's why saying "you seem hungry, eat a cheeseburger" would feel genuinely insulting to them and why it doesn't feel genuinely insulting when a fat says "eat a cheeseburger" to a human. There is no grain of truth there. Eat a cheeseburger why? So I can look like you?
[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's actually a salted cheese burger. We know it comes from a place of jealousy. That's why we're merely annoyed. I think the best triggering response is probably "tee hee, thanks for the compliment but I'm actually on a diet. Gotta get abs for the summer"
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There most likely already eating said cheeseburger, so it'd be pointless to mention it.
[–] buttybootybutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Oh, did you leave any for me? I would have thought you already inhaled any within a ten mile radius."
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Randy why don't you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eatin' walrus ass mothafucka"
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
"I can't because you already ate them all" hurts them way deeper, though. I doubt their brains could understand the context of yours.
[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ooooh. I like this.