[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
"I can't because you already ate them all" hurts them way deeper, though. I doubt their brains could understand the context of yours.
[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Subtle, I like it.
Gee, shitlord, you're too tiny. You should eat a cheeseburger.
You should eat a cheeseburger.
What? That doesn't make any sense.
No, you should eat a cheeseburger. As in just one. At a time. Not all of them at the McDonald's.
<silent REEEE-ing>
[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
If they seem confused by the comment, follow up with "Are you okay? Did you take your insulin?". That'll just make them cry, whether or not their blood sugar levels are low.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I like this yours better. Same general idea while implying that they're diabetic.
Another variation - "Are you ok? Did you have to take the stairs today? (condescending tone)"
[–] Densz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
As much as they try to put on a brave face, offending fat people is like shooting fish in a barrel. The worst insults are ones with a grain of undeniable truth in them. That's why saying "you seem hungry, eat a cheeseburger" would feel genuinely insulting to them and why it doesn't feel genuinely insulting when a fat says "eat a cheeseburger" to a human. There is no grain of truth there. Eat a cheeseburger why? So I can look like you?
[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's actually a salted cheese burger. We know it comes from a place of jealousy. That's why we're merely annoyed. I think the best triggering response is probably "tee hee, thanks for the compliment but I'm actually on a diet. Gotta get abs for the summer"
[–] buttybootybutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Oh, did you leave any for me? I would have thought you already inhaled any within a ten mile radius."
[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think it was Snickers who had this slogan: You're not you when you're hungry"
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not sure I get it, but ok.
[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sending them to lord beetus isn't a complex idea.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll ago
When you tell a fat person to eat a cheeseburger, what exactly is the insult here? "I think you are being unpleasant because you haven't eaten in a while, so go get some food."
Not feeling the burn.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's kind of a clumsy joke. I think asking how their blood sugar is might be a little better subtle burn.
[–] BPrime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"blood syrup" FTFY
[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fighting back on them telling us to eat one. Also, funny. Also, previous comment is great.Telling them, oh, wait, I can't eat a cheeseburger because you ate all of them.