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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Randy why don't you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eatin' walrus ass mothafucka"

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[–] Whaler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This reminds me of the comedian that "fat shamed" on Whitney Weigh More's tv show. I know she was paid to be on, but damn was she funny Whitney asked her "how do fat people effect you at all?" and she responded "They are always hungry which makes them moody" 😂

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There most likely already eating said cheeseburger, so it'd be pointless to mention it.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like informing them that I do eat burgers. The idea that I can eat burgers and still be a size 2 just dumbfounds them.

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[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know, it's kind of great.

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[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think it was Snickers who had this slogan: You're not you when you're hungry"

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[–] buttybootybutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Oh, did you leave any for me? I would have thought you already inhaled any within a ten mile radius."

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[–] Densz 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As much as they try to put on a brave face, offending fat people is like shooting fish in a barrel. The worst insults are ones with a grain of undeniable truth in them. That's why saying "you seem hungry, eat a cheeseburger" would feel genuinely insulting to them and why it doesn't feel genuinely insulting when a fat says "eat a cheeseburger" to a human. There is no grain of truth there. Eat a cheeseburger why? So I can look like you?

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's actually a salted cheese burger. We know it comes from a place of jealousy. That's why we're merely annoyed. I think the best triggering response is probably "tee hee, thanks for the compliment but I'm actually on a diet. Gotta get abs for the summer"

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[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think it's more of a fighting response. Like, hey, skinny people eat burgers too, why do you keep telling us to eat one? YOU eat one ya fatty!

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[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If they seem confused by the comment, follow up with "Are you okay? Did you take your insulin?". That'll just make them cry, whether or not their blood sugar levels are low.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like this yours better. Same general idea while implying that they're diabetic.

Another variation - "Are you ok? Did you have to take the stairs today? (condescending tone)"

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