[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think it was Snickers who had this slogan: You're not you when you're hungry"
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not sure I get it, but ok.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's kind of a clumsy joke. I think asking how their blood sugar is might be a little better subtle burn.
[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sending them to lord beetus isn't a complex idea.
When you tell a fat person to eat a cheeseburger, what exactly is the insult here? "I think you are being unpleasant because you haven't eaten in a while, so go get some food."
Not feeling the burn.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Randy why don't you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eatin' walrus ass mothafucka"
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There most likely already eating said cheeseburger, so it'd be pointless to mention it.
[–] buttybootybutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Oh, did you leave any for me? I would have thought you already inhaled any within a ten mile radius."
[–] Densz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
As much as they try to put on a brave face, offending fat people is like shooting fish in a barrel. The worst insults are ones with a grain of undeniable truth in them. That's why saying "you seem hungry, eat a cheeseburger" would feel genuinely insulting to them and why it doesn't feel genuinely insulting when a fat says "eat a cheeseburger" to a human. There is no grain of truth there. Eat a cheeseburger why? So I can look like you?
[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's actually a salted cheese burger. We know it comes from a place of jealousy. That's why we're merely annoyed. I think the best triggering response is probably "tee hee, thanks for the compliment but I'm actually on a diet. Gotta get abs for the summer"
[–] Whaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This reminds me of the comedian that "fat shamed" on Whitney Weigh More's tv show. I know she was paid to be on, but damn was she funny Whitney asked her "how do fat people effect you at all?" and she responded "They are always hungry which makes them moody" 😂