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[–] c-fox 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Eat a (i.e.one) cheeseburger, not 3 you fat fuck.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Subtle, I like it.

Gee, shitlord, you're too tiny. You should eat a cheeseburger.

You should eat a cheeseburger.

What? That doesn't make any sense.

No, you should eat a cheeseburger. As in just one. At a time. Not all of them at the McDonald's.

<silent REEEE-ing>

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"I can't because you already ate them all" hurts them way deeper, though. I doubt their brains could understand the context of yours.

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[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ooooh. I like this.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not sure I get it, but ok.

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[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fighting back on them telling us to eat one. Also, funny. Also, previous comment is great.Telling them, oh, wait, I can't eat a cheeseburger because you ate all of them.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's kind of a clumsy joke. I think asking how their blood sugar is might be a little better subtle burn.

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[–] BPrime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"blood syrup" FTFY

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[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sending them to lord beetus isn't a complex idea.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll ago 

When you tell a fat person to eat a cheeseburger, what exactly is the insult here? "I think you are being unpleasant because you haven't eaten in a while, so go get some food."

Not feeling the burn.