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[–] c-fox 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Eat a (i.e.one) cheeseburger, not 3 you fat fuck.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Subtle, I like it.

Gee, shitlord, you're too tiny. You should eat a cheeseburger.

You should eat a cheeseburger.

What? That doesn't make any sense.

No, you should eat a cheeseburger. As in just one. At a time. Not all of them at the McDonald's.

<silent REEEE-ing>

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[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If they seem confused by the comment, follow up with "Are you okay? Did you take your insulin?". That'll just make them cry, whether or not their blood sugar levels are low.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like this yours better. Same general idea while implying that they're diabetic.

Another variation - "Are you ok? Did you have to take the stairs today? (condescending tone)"

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"I can't because you already ate them all" hurts them way deeper, though. I doubt their brains could understand the context of yours.

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[–] hypercat [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ooooh. I like this.