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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Once again--your comments are my rally cry. You and Sylph write my mind.
[–] squirrelette 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Medusa in the front, potty in the back
[–] BeetusBotsRollOut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Logged in just to up vote. Laughing my ass off here
[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh my god, no. How can you stoop so low??
[–] DiabetoStinko [S] 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
But wait.... there's more!
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why???
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Because they eat such shit food that it literally goes right through them. My cow-workers shit so much and so often that they run to the bathroom all the time, I can't imagine them being stuck somewhere in public without a washroom. I mean I know one of them doesn't go anywhere ever except work and the local fast food places. They must have to plan their life around food and washrooms...
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I'm soooo fucking confused. These are country's WITH toilets!!! Not, like, rural Ghana.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh euuww euw euw. I'd back my car into that fatty if I saw that happening. The fuck is wrong with fats?!
[–] SpartanLuke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't know if I can eat today now.
[–] Slab_SquatThrust 1 point 23 points 24 points (+24|-1) ago
This thing is offering nothing to society and should just be exterminated.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ok--I'm in shock. This is actually real, isn't it? Is he shitting because he died and he is expressing all bodily fluids? Is he being "sneaky" thinking others won't see? I need help here--this is the nail in the coffin in my faith in humanity.
[–] strix-varia 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Shocked here too, but my question is, is the land whale actually a male?
[–] Not-a-goat 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Since they can't wipe anyway, I imagine that it's not much of a stretch to just move on to shitting wherever you happen to be sitting, once you dispense with the need to have toilet paper around. Their smell will be about the same anyway.
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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's why I'd never use the scootypuffs from the supermarket or other stores. I'll drag myself on the ground if I can't walk, it's probably cleaner.
[–] Veghead 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Damn, is it leaking blood & oil?
[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's just the excess beetus.
[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Diet pills + greasy food = ultimate toilet armageddon