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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Once again--your comments are my rally cry. You and Sylph write my mind.

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[–] Sylph 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Haha right on

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[–] Sylph 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Medusa in the front, too I bet.

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Medusa in the front, potty in the back

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[–] Rob_Dead 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An eternety with Bealzebub and all his hellish instruments of torture would seem like a picnic for that ham compared to 5 minutes with you and a.... Pencil sized tattoo needle? ;-)

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[–] BeetusBotsRollOut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Logged in just to up vote. Laughing my ass off here

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[–] Slab_SquatThrust 1 point 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

This thing is offering nothing to society and should just be exterminated.

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[–] DiabetoStinko [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

But wait.... there's more!

https://imgoat.com/v/6793

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'm soooo fucking confused. These are country's WITH toilets!!! Not, like, rural Ghana.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why???

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Because they eat such shit food that it literally goes right through them. My cow-workers shit so much and so often that they run to the bathroom all the time, I can't imagine them being stuck somewhere in public without a washroom. I mean I know one of them doesn't go anywhere ever except work and the local fast food places. They must have to plan their life around food and washrooms...

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[–] SpartanLuke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know if I can eat today now.

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[–] Veghead ago 

Ditto, I just spit out my popcorn

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh euuww euw euw. I'd back my car into that fatty if I saw that happening. The fuck is wrong with fats?!

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[–] TheChronicLurker 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

😨

You forgot the NSFL label...

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[–] Ruston 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

the title wasn't enough of a warning?

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just assume everything here is NSFL.

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[–] Not-a-goat 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Since they can't wipe anyway, I imagine that it's not much of a stretch to just move on to shitting wherever you happen to be sitting, once you dispense with the need to have toilet paper around. Their smell will be about the same anyway.

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[–] smoledman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Now imagine this beetus monster will sit on the bus seat, filling it with fecal beetus shit.Is it any wonder normal people hate public transportation?

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imagine if scootypuffs had built-in toilets that can turn their waste into fuel that could allow their scooters to go fast as say Corvettes. Imagine seeing that on highways.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's why I'd never use the scootypuffs from the supermarket or other stores. I'll drag myself on the ground if I can't walk, it's probably cleaner.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

.....is there really a lower point you can go than just shitting at will, wherever, whenever? I mean what's the next lower step? Once you've decided the world is your toilet, where do you go from there?

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[–] Not-a-goat ago 

Ham goals right there.

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[–] Veghead 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Damn, is it leaking blood & oil?

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's just the excess beetus.

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[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Diet pills + greasy food = ultimate toilet armageddon

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

GOOD GOD HOW MUCH CAN THEY POSSIBLY SHIT?!?!?!

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How much can they possibly eat?

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ok--I'm in shock. This is actually real, isn't it? Is he shitting because he died and he is expressing all bodily fluids? Is he being "sneaky" thinking others won't see? I need help here--this is the nail in the coffin in my faith in humanity.

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[–] strix-varia 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Shocked here too, but my question is, is the land whale actually a male?

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