[–] Scootypuffgeneral 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How much you wanna bet he gives up in two weeks then hops back on the sub to talk more about how this is "definitely the last time guys." That's the problem with r/loseit. You shouldn't get praise for just showing up, come back when you've made some actual progress.
[–] dallasmuseum 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What makes it worse is that he claimed that he did CICO years ago and lost 100 pounds with it. And he still won't fucking count his goddamn calories.
[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
TLDR; I came close, but #never500
Holy crap, here I thought it was silly with all those people celebrating getting below 200 like it's a big accomplishment, but this guy's proud that he didn't get over 500?
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
He'll be over 500 lbs within a week.
[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
He'll be over 500 lbs today. My weight fluctuates by up to two pounds (depending on what I eat and drink) and I'm human size. It'll take a shit, lose 5 lbs, and celebrate it on Feddit with all the other degenerate fatties.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In earnest? That's chilling. They've given up on life, but are too lazy to off themselves.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
#never500 as if that's some sort of accomplishment
500 pounds is pretty much 4 of me (I'm 5'7" and 126 pounds)
[–] pacobell 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
TGod what a lazy fuck. At the end he says "once we decided on calories in/calories out, we still had two weeks to eat like shit! Then we started!"
Fats are stupid, lazy, inconsistent and I guarantee this one in particular will hit 500 on his next cheat day. The gluttony of it all...
[–] Sire 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I ended up getting a seatbelt extender for my own car, a device to help me put on socks, and I almost disabled the horn in my car so my belly wouldn't honk as I got in or out.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHAhahahahaaaaaa
What a fucking degenerate. It's willing to become a burden and a danger to others, just it can't be bothered with a hair of discipline.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That wasn't his belly on the horn. That was the car crying out in pain.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Always celebrating the bare minimum of "success".