[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
500lb, serial failure fat claims this time it's totally going to lose weight for real. Everyone applauds. Let's reward people for having good intentions. I mean it's so, so hard to say you're going to do better tomorrow after all.
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Getting down to exactly 30 BMI, and it thinks that literally the exact definition of obese is skinny? It'll get over 500, just wait a few weeks while it gets bored of Lean Cuisines and thinks it needs a cheat day, especially since it has a mating swine, it has nothing to push him to the lofty ambitions of being obese instead of super king kamehameha morbid obese.
[–] agent_lime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
WTF is a cheat day. Maybe a sensible cheat meal. Takes about a week to get onto full keto, then he goes and eats the whole fucking house. No freaking self control. Shame.
[–] Delirium_Dream 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Cheat days are bullshit. Fatties use cheat days as gorge days. A cheat day is supposed to be something like " I had a slice of cake" or " I had some Chinese takeaway " not a whole day of consuming everything and anything that gets too close to your maw.
[–] Sire 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I ended up getting a seatbelt extender for my own car, a device to help me put on socks, and I almost disabled the horn in my car so my belly wouldn't honk as I got in or out.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHAhahahahaaaaaa
What a fucking degenerate. It's willing to become a burden and a danger to others, just it can't be bothered with a hair of discipline.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That wasn't his belly on the horn. That was the car crying out in pain.
[–] 8381263? ago
What? 215 @ 5'11 is skinny now?