[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
500lb, serial failure fat claims this time it's totally going to lose weight for real. Everyone applauds. Let's reward people for having good intentions. I mean it's so, so hard to say you're going to do better tomorrow after all.
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Getting down to exactly 30 BMI, and it thinks that literally the exact definition of obese is skinny? It'll get over 500, just wait a few weeks while it gets bored of Lean Cuisines and thinks it needs a cheat day, especially since it has a mating swine, it has nothing to push him to the lofty ambitions of being obese instead of super king kamehameha morbid obese.
[–] agent_lime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
WTF is a cheat day. Maybe a sensible cheat meal. Takes about a week to get onto full keto, then he goes and eats the whole fucking house. No freaking self control. Shame.
[–] pacobell 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
TGod what a lazy fuck. At the end he says "once we decided on calories in/calories out, we still had two weeks to eat like shit! Then we started!"
Fats are stupid, lazy, inconsistent and I guarantee this one in particular will hit 500 on his next cheat day. The gluttony of it all...
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Always celebrating the bare minimum of "success".
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
#never500 as if that's some sort of accomplishment
500 pounds is pretty much 4 of me (I'm 5'7" and 126 pounds)
[–] 8381263? ago
What? 215 @ 5'11 is skinny now?