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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

499.4 lbs, NOT 500 lbs. It is a whole different story.

500 lbs are fatties.

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[–] Fllmia ago 

It braced itself on a toilet to get that weight.

Holy fuck. How big do you have to be to weigh 500lbs????

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[–] Delirium_Dream 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Cheat days are bullshit. Fatties use cheat days as gorge days. A cheat day is supposed to be something like " I had a slice of cake" or " I had some Chinese takeaway " not a whole day of consuming everything and anything that gets too close to your maw.

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[–] agent_lime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

WTF is a cheat day. Maybe a sensible cheat meal. Takes about a week to get onto full keto, then he goes and eats the whole fucking house. No freaking self control. Shame.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Getting down to exactly 30 BMI, and it thinks that literally the exact definition of obese is skinny? It'll get over 500, just wait a few weeks while it gets bored of Lean Cuisines and thinks it needs a cheat day, especially since it has a mating swine, it has nothing to push him to the lofty ambitions of being obese instead of super king kamehameha morbid obese.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

500lb, serial failure fat claims this time it's totally going to lose weight for real. Everyone applauds. Let's reward people for having good intentions. I mean it's so, so hard to say you're going to do better tomorrow after all.

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[–] ningyna 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How does 100 pounds creep back on?

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[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lots and lots of donuts.

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[–] 8381263? ago 

I weighed 315lbs and counted calories and worked out until I had lost 100lbs. I got skinny, then I got dates

What? 215 @ 5'11 is skinny now?