[–] NonsenseAbounds 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
One time I visited Florida, and I was given a fan boat ride by a guy. Now, that fanboat was powered by a 454 Chevy big block (a fucking gigantic car engine), and the guy was drinking Jack Daniels while blowing us around.It was fun, but mostly it was a reminder of how to be wild and free.
Oh, also he fed marshmallows to a crocodile because "[he] ain't never met one of God's creatures that don't like marshmallows." He was like petting it and shit, patting its snout, and when Darlene opened her mouth she'd get another 'mallow.
Shit was fuckin crazy, and I would absolutely do it again.
[–] evansgambit ago
He is now the one-armed feeder of crocs.