[–] EwFat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This made me laugh my ass off.
I have a fat ex friend who was constantly this way. She'd brag a penis would dare enter her vagina, and all our friends openly were repulsed because we would see the quality of guy, but yet she'd still be boasting just ignoring everyone nearly barfing. I finally was fucking over it, and when she again pulled out the bragging she got laid deal I finally said "Not surprised. You fuck anything." Last words I spoke to that sow.
[–] PigSlapper ago
Maybe learn how to spell it correctly first? I swear the laziness is spreading.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago
Oh god, there's a reason you don't remember being born thank god. Kids are probably ruined enough, yet memories of emerging from that toxic wasteland would probably do them in for good. You can smell it through the screen.
[–] CthulhuDelay ago
Capital.