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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ugh... How about that poll? 96% report their spouse gaining a lot of weight after marriage. Hopefully the results are skewed by the fact that the article's audience is likely fat, but still....

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[–] PetChan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dear lord the poll results, further proof how risky marriage is.

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[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just make sure to marry a shitlady or a shitlord.

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[–] fatefish 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh dear god.... I have no words for this.

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[–] Voatisrunbyanigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If nature intended for women to be disgusting hambeasts, it would have designed them that way. Ironically, lean is the way nature designed us.

Also that whale needs a fucking English lesson. I reread "passed" to see if it was some play or words or just idiocy. It was the latter and the errors get worse from there.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why would I want my fat wife to be happy? I'd just want her to hurt and sign the damn divorce papers and leave. (Hypothetical guys)

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[–] 8250896? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"a coupling of her curves"

The what with the who? The whole thing reads like it was typed with hooves.

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[–] wtf_hell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Look at all this clothing that gay man Versace designed for all these women he wanted to look like young men!

So manly!

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL that women come in only two sizes: Blimp (good) and Twig (not good).