[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
Can confirm, I'm a gay and therefore obviously a fashion designer. The first bullet point in my political agenda is to style women like men. I figure it's a slippery slope and I'll eventually be sleeping with all the straight dudes, who are apparently easily manipulated. She found me out. Better move on to my plans to take over Rainbows so straights don't find the leprechauns, I use the gold to fund all my fashion projects.
[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You must have no ideal what a REAL woman's body looks like because you're just some depraved pervert that wants everyone to be men! Because obviously your design job completely revolves around your sexual fantasies and your desire to oppress womyn!! Where is the fupa even supposed to fit in your stupid dresses!
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL that women come in only two sizes: Blimp (good) and Twig (not good).
[–] droopy2525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why would I want my fat wife to be happy? I'd just want her to hurt and sign the damn divorce papers and leave. (Hypothetical guys)
[–] Voatisrunbyanigger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
If nature intended for women to be disgusting hambeasts, it would have designed them that way. Ironically, lean is the way nature designed us.
Also that whale needs a fucking English lesson. I reread "passed" to see if it was some play or words or just idiocy. It was the latter and the errors get worse from there.
[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ugh... How about that poll? 96% report their spouse gaining a lot of weight after marriage. Hopefully the results are skewed by the fact that the article's audience is likely fat, but still....
[–] wahala 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
I was done at the rub her big fat belly part. Dogs like that. So do domesticated pigs. Humans? No.
Edit: plus the mere use of the word 'belly' - one of my biggest fat-language peeves. Santa, babies, Buddha and fat people have bellies. Adults have stomachs or abs.
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The word belly makes me cringe until my teeth crack >_< hate that word!