[–] HentaiOjisan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I like this one:
// sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments
And this one;
#define TRUE 0 // Happy debugging suckers!
#define FALSE 1
[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not really a comment, but when I was modding a game, the original maker called the variables for time and date $whatTimeIsItScoob and $likeNowScoob.
[–] trytohurtme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
There is a music lyric website aggregator software called LyricJam. It scrapes lyric content from a variety of sites. The scraper base class is called ScrapeJam. Here's the comment for the class:
https://github.com/ss23/Lyrics-Database/blob/dev/Scrapers/ScrapeJam.py#L47
[–] Unleeb 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have two that come to mind:
First one was a piece of software used to simulate some military hardware interface. Since I do not have access to the code anymore, this is a recreation from memory:
// The following code is sub-par. We know. There have been several
// attempts to improve the code, but all attempts have failed. To warn
// future brave souls, increase the counter when you admit defeat.
//
// Defeated souls count: 17
...
And another one, which I merely have observed on the Internet (Edit: As pointed out by Enemby; this one is from xkcd):
int random() {
return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll; guaranteed to be random
}
[–] botbot 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
#define POPE_IS_CATHOLIC 1
if (POPE_IS_CATHOLIC){ code }