[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago
Best guess? Missing the last exit for the nearest bathroom on a road trip lasting more than three hours. I dunno, that's the last time I shit myself. I wasn't driving, we'd stopped at Burger King drive through for lunch, and even though I told the driver no less than ten times I needed a bathroom ASAP, we still missed the exit and I still lost that gamble.
[–] ArousedYeti 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I don't get how someone could 'shart' themselves. Maybe I have some weird special ability, but I can tell the difference between gas and feces in my rectum.