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[–] ArousedYeti 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't get how someone could 'shart' themselves. Maybe I have some weird special ability, but I can tell the difference between gas and feces in my rectum.

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago 

Best guess? Missing the last exit for the nearest bathroom on a road trip lasting more than three hours. I dunno, that's the last time I shit myself. I wasn't driving, we'd stopped at Burger King drive through for lunch, and even though I told the driver no less than ten times I needed a bathroom ASAP, we still missed the exit and I still lost that gamble.

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[–] HackTheGibbon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

HAES.

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[–] FritzTheKat ago 

Watching Rachael Madcow or Wolfie Blitzer or Keith Oberman spewing leftist propaganda.

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[–] xyzzy ago 

old age

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[–] SushiMaster69 ago 

Taco Bell? Or ideologically induced shock

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[–] UpvoatsLastComment ago 

Chipotle.

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[–] individualin1984 ago 

To much trust in the fart.

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