[–] MedicalMountainGoat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"In other totally unrelated news, the wars with Russia, North Korea, and Iran are progressing in rather unexpected ways as regional US military bases are being overrun at an alarming rate. Army officials cite lack of coordination, poor training, dilapidated facilities, and unmaintained equipment. Further cause of discomfort is China's now bold and belligerent attitude towards its neighboring countries, and its bolstered efforts to complete the island ring of the South China Sea. On the home front, record numbers of migrants have been pouring in from the southern border and via air from middle eastern countries as Clinton has announced full amnesty."
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Hopefully they become so involved in the fantasy that they never leave their homes again.
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't insult the lizard royalty by comparing them to the Clintons. Lizard Kang and Lizard Qwayne are pretty chill.
[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe there is some truth to the Mandela Effect. If so I'm SOOOOO glad I'm in this universe instead of that one.
[–] bloodguard 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's a pretty epic level of dissociative disorder there. Some clever game company should market an MMO for these nutters to wander around in.
Does second life still sell private servers? I could probably set something like this up and make money from both ends. From the loons that would wander around pretending they're in Hillary's perfect world and I could sell ghost mode accounts so normal people could float around watching them interact.
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're radioactively delicious!
Part of this complete breakfast!
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's a little more straightforward than the usual "genderfluid," "everyone is equal," "open the borders" stuff, but no more deluded.
[–] Browngaijin 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Oh my Lord. Either people have finally warped reality to a point beyond any fiber of sanity, or this is the greatest piece of satire that I have ever seen.