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[–] srgmpdns 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just like IRL:you're more likely to get an STD from a priest than a pornstar.

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[–] ReadMe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think it's 100% more likely that I get a virus from a streaming website E.G http://vidzi.me/ because I don't go to church websites...

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[–] IAmNotGod 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Perfect cover, though. "No, honey! I swear, I must have gotten the virus from visiting all those church websites!"

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[–] Scotcheggs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Church websites are poorly maintained and probably extremely easy to hack. Most of them resemble some 1997 geocities website. I used to work helping companies with online fraud and a lot of church websites get hacked by muslims to defile them.

Most porn websites (thinking of pornhub) are trying to be on the bleeding edge of technology so its less likely a problem.

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[–] sheepsexplode 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Report done by Symantec the creators of the Norton virus.

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://archive.is/3CluC | https://vgy.me/xVSZdT.png :

Malware and computer viruses: They’ve left porn sites for religious sites.

'Merighi says the online porn industry in the 1990s resembled the online religious community today—technologically speaking, of course. '

'Hackers soon capitalized, giving porn sites a well-deserved reputation as cesspools of malware, spam, intrusive pop-up ads, and sneaky redirects. '

'Those who build and host church websites, by contrast, may have the best intentions, but they tend to be naive and inexperienced. '

'But these days, many hackers don’t even look at what sites they’re targeting, McAfee’s Dirro explains. '

'Most of the porn sites that withstood the consolidation have beefed up their security considerably. '

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[–] Mghorning 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

SLATE????? You used SLATE????

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[–] resuni ago 

Makes perfect sense because reasons:

  • The majority of them are maintained by a tech-illiterate elderly generation, who don't understand the importance of proper website maintenance and security.
  • The majority of their visitors are an even more tech-illiterate elderly generation, who don't know how to recognize malware, let alone remove it.

Source: Work at a web hosting company located in a religious town.

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

If you get a virus from any website, you're a moron.

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