[–] crimsonpowder ago
It took her years of diligent eating to build up that neck armor. The Mars corporation is proud.
[–] theunrighteous ago
How did they teach the whale to hold a sword in it's flipper? That's incredible.
[–] Sydviciouz ago
Wow. I'm very glad I have a neck right now. And I'm glad I don't look like a big pink idiot.
[–] Nahfuckreddit ago
I sat behind a ham today, and realized that every time she looked straight ahead her neck rolls swallowed up the back of her necklace. Ew.
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[–] Shitting_Shitlord ago
"She's going through extremes to cut through her block of American cheese." - my coworker looking over my shoulder. I work with shitlords in disguise!