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[–] TheSashimiTamale ago 

The character she's cosplaying as may be a whale but she definitely has a neck unlike this monstrosity

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[–] r3t 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who needs a neck when you can just just roll over to look somewhere else. That pesky bottleneck funnel also just gets in the way when you try to swallow a whole turkey at once, stretch that shit out! For maximum gorging efficiency!

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[–] vordster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pathetic

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[–] Sydviciouz ago 

Wow. I'm very glad I have a neck right now. And I'm glad I don't look like a big pink idiot.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

I sat behind a ham today, and realized that every time she looked straight ahead her neck rolls swallowed up the back of her necklace. Ew.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

I was there for 12 hours total :,(

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[–] Shitting_Shitlord ago 

"She's going through extremes to cut through her block of American cheese." - my coworker looking over my shoulder. I work with shitlords in disguise!

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[–] shitlordcaligula ago 

"This. Is. FUPA!"

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[–] crimsonpowder ago 

It took her years of diligent eating to build up that neck armor. The Mars corporation is proud.

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