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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine having a gaffot for a dad.

"Daddy you said you would play tea party with me!"

"Sorry honey they're saying some mean things about Sony right now on Neogaf and the company needs me to defend their honor for at least the next 10 hours!"

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[–] GaffLaff 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"For the last time, no more tea parties! I have to make you love things girls don't typically enjoy so I can use you as anecdotal evidence in my internet arguments."

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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago 

"Where's your strap-on phallus?! I told you to stop taking it off!"

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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago  (edited ago)

Then his daughter turns into a teenage whore from all the neglect, and his only concern is that she's inhaling patriarchal, cishet white male cock.

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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She'll have roughly a year less to save for retirement.

Bullshit. She'll work the same amount (assuming she works at all, and doesn't whine for gibs like a true GAF spawn) just starting and ending each a year later.

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[–] derram ago 

https://archive.is/ws81D | https://vgy.me/uXm8CP.png :

Should I "redshirt" my preschool daughter? - NeoGAF

" If you think she's bright compared to kids her own age, then I'm sure she will be fine."

'My daughter was born on 20th July which, in the UK means that she is one of the youngest in her school year (cut off is 1st September) and nearly a full year younger than some of he class mates. '

'However, if you think your child could be developmentally behind anyway (no shame in that, all kids develop at different rates) then this may exacerbate the problem. '

'We did not hold her back because she had made friends already with the children in her age group in the local area and it does not look to have been a mistake at this stage. ', "She's six at the moment and whilst we did see a difference between what she could do and what her class mates can do initially, she has caught up and is now towards the top of the class (I think - teachers have become incredibly cagey about telling people about how their kids are doing compared to their class mates - but she seems to be in the more advanced groups for most subjects)."

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