[–] DiabetoStinko ago
I love in my exercise class when the trainer announces that now the warm up is over, let's get started. The hams cry butter tears.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's being choked by her udders.
[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Seriously. I knew one a long while back that couldn't sleep on her back because her fat would possibly suffocate her. She slept with a cpap on, propped up on pillows. How is that preferable to not eating fried chicken? I just don't understand how you get to a place where that shit is acceptable.
[–] TattooedWife ago
It's mind boggling.
She wouldn't need a CPAP if she just watched what she shovelled into her cake hole!
[–] Thereturnstudent ago
As usual, fats use humor (like excess make-up) to try to cover up their lard. "Oh, she's fat, but she's so funny, so it makes her kinda cute." Shoot me.