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[–] Sylph 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

The fact that anyone believed this is astounding. Like McDonald's is going to shun 90% of its customer base lol

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

It would be hilarious though.

I mean, bartenders have to cut off service to drunk customers, I would love to see restaurants say "c'mon lady, you've obviously had enough."

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

sorry lady but those 5 appetizers and 3 mealz severly exceed your daily calorie intake. i'm going to have to inform the authorities of your excessiveness.

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[–] leweb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm not surprised they believed it. Fat deposits in the brain prevent thinking,

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Just because somebody is overweight doesnt mean that they are unhealthy.

I get so tired of reading this by every fat person. By definition overweight is the point where you are unhealthy, otherwise it would just be called weight. Overweight people always think they're healthy till they're being rushed to the hospital from a heart attack or getting their diabetes diagnosis. Then suddenly it's a wake up call about their weight.

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[–] Yogus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

For most fats shown on fph the wake up call is when hams are dead and buried.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The wakeup call was when they changed from human to ham. The problem is they didn't answer the phone.

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[–] 8105809? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't really care because I rarely eat McDonalds.

I call bullshit. 7-8 times a week is not what I would call rare.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

But that's still only about one out of every eight or nine meals.

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[–] 8107015? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Touché

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[–] 8106193? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No one's going to fill my slop trough????? REEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It is our business what you eat when I have to pay for your double bypass. Fats will never grasp this. They are incapable of thinking beyond their current whim. Consequences don't exist.

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[–] whole_scottish_milk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I don't really care because I rarely eat at McDonalds"

Hence the wall of text containing capital letters and exclamation marks.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I heard recently that the word gullible was taken out of the Oxford dictionary.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She rarely eats McDonalds because she eats freshly cut fruits and veggies every day right?

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[–] leweb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If by "fruits" you mean "banana milkshake" and by "veggies" you mean "extra-cheese Sicilian veggie pizza", then yeah.

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