[–] Hendrix2112 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Oh god, here come the dick pics.
[–] festeringsoul 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
We need to quantify the ratio of attractiveness to unsolicited dick pics. You know, for science.
[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That or he likes numerical palindromes and picked one at random.
But anyone who would be into that would also be a Rush fan so your bets are hedged.
[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I just sent her one of my balls. Did I do it wrong?
[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
You were supposed to send pictures, not body parts. You have one left, try again.
[–] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
You are very pretty. But don't use imgur. Use https://imgtc.com/
[–] Goater 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Imgur is comprised of terrible people.
Also, I'm not a sub of this community but shouldn't you guys at least say verify or GTFO for titles such as this.
Sorry to tack an aside to your high upvoted comment matey, just was amazed that isn't a rule.
[–] hairless_rock_ape 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Thanks for the post. Felt like hearing a bird chirp in war zone of the voat front page.
[–] festeringsoul 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Excellent metaphor, you are but a butterfly amidst a plague of locusts!
[–] Clientkill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We have absolutely amazing, tremendous women. They're tremendous. Great ally.
[–] Philosopher_King 2 points 20 points 22 points (+22|-2) ago
And... where's that one post from 4chan that talks about girls who lose their power on the internet, so they have to emphasis they are girl to get attention?
[–] JJNova 1 point 24 points 25 points (+25|-1) ago
You mean this? - https://i.imgjar.co/jar/1AK89icnoEue30IVMEo1aQ.png
[–] festeringsoul 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Can honestly say I'm surprised that the comments haven't gone too far into the creep zone. It's already been an hour.
[–] nakk 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'd say it's probably because goats aren't creeps. We're all pretty self-aware, excepting the sane ones among us.
[–] festeringsoul ago
Although plausible, only op could quantify the volume of dick pics that graced their inbox. Overall something can be said about us being less outwardly creepy.