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[–] Hatemovesmountains 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Its so weird to me that hands can get fat. Like, I have bigger hands for a woman size wise, but not fat. Like, fat hands how can you get so fat your hands have to be fat. Wtf.

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Imagine someone comes to your door with a delivery of oatmeal. "No problem", you say, "I'll just stick this oatmeal in the pantry".

Then, they come the following day with an entire pallet of oatmeal. "Ah shit", you say, "that's gonna fill up the pantry. I guess I'll put it in the closet"

A week later and seven pallets of oatmeal later you're like "Well shit, I guess I'll start storing it in the spare room". But eventually, you fill up the spare room as well, and you've got tins of oatmeal in the bathroom, you've got oatmeal stacked in the corner of the bedroom, you've got oatmeal all through your living room, and you can hardly squeeze down the corridor because there's oatmeal stacked to the ceiling on both sides.

That's what your body does with fat. At first it stores it in sensible places, but if it keeps on arriving it gets stored fucking everywhere.

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[–] Hatemovesmountains 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good example. :D Ty.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like oatmeal, especially steel cut oats with apple slices and cinnamon or maple syurp (drools like Homer Simpson) but your description totally turned me off oatmeal.

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[–] faizi199BC ago 

That's an excellent analogy, if I've ever seen one the matter. But I'd like to add that your body already has 'preset' locations where it decides where the maximum and minimum amount of fat is stored. For example, the area around my collarbone and wrists probably have the least amount of fat, then comes my chest, then a bit above my belly, then the area around the belly button and lastly, my butt.

Although for hamplanets, the amount of fat their bodies are carrying is incomprehensible, that's why we see finger fat and forehead fat.

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[–] SassyShitlady 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's like really tiny little horribly painted stubs mashed into sausage links.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Considering they're the stick on kind...not really much to be proud of.

Oh, hey Ditch!

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[–] butmuhfeefeez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eww, just imagine the amount of food and dirt caked under those hamclaws. Also, nails should definitely not be bending upwards like that.

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[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll bet they paint their nails like that to remind themselves that those are their fingers and not a fucking package of hot dogs. When your fingers get that sausagey it's probably pretty hard to tell the difference. Especially when your forehead fat is forcing your eyes closed.

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[–] vordster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rotting Beetus fingers, with sprinkles!

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[–] RioNightshift 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's not even her own fucking nails, it's some glued on acrylic shit. Talk about "accept me as I am".

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[–] joeystals 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I've already eaten myself to the point that I can barely function as a human being, might as well grow these nails out to be as useless as the rest of me."

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[–] Punch-Out 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They spend so much time to do their nails and makeup because they know they look so fucking gross it's all they can do because they sure as shit aren't exercising.

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