[–] butmuhfeefeez 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eww, just imagine the amount of food and dirt caked under those hamclaws. Also, nails should definitely not be bending upwards like that.
Goddamn, as a straight dude, nails like that just make me cringe for my imaginary vag...
[–] SassyShitlady 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's like really tiny little horribly painted stubs mashed into sausage links.
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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Considering they're the stick on kind...not really much to be proud of.
Oh, hey Ditch!
[–] Hatemovesmountains 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Its so weird to me that hands can get fat. Like, I have bigger hands for a woman size wise, but not fat. Like, fat hands how can you get so fat your hands have to be fat. Wtf.
[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Imagine someone comes to your door with a delivery of oatmeal. "No problem", you say, "I'll just stick this oatmeal in the pantry".
Then, they come the following day with an entire pallet of oatmeal. "Ah shit", you say, "that's gonna fill up the pantry. I guess I'll put it in the closet"
A week later and seven pallets of oatmeal later you're like "Well shit, I guess I'll start storing it in the spare room". But eventually, you fill up the spare room as well, and you've got tins of oatmeal in the bathroom, you've got oatmeal stacked in the corner of the bedroom, you've got oatmeal all through your living room, and you can hardly squeeze down the corridor because there's oatmeal stacked to the ceiling on both sides.
That's what your body does with fat. At first it stores it in sensible places, but if it keeps on arriving it gets stored fucking everywhere.
[–] faizi199BC ago
That's an excellent analogy, if I've ever seen one the matter. But I'd like to add that your body already has 'preset' locations where it decides where the maximum and minimum amount of fat is stored. For example, the area around my collarbone and wrists probably have the least amount of fat, then comes my chest, then a bit above my belly, then the area around the belly button and lastly, my butt.
Although for hamplanets, the amount of fat their bodies are carrying is incomprehensible, that's why we see finger fat and forehead fat.
what is BFND if you don't mind me asking?
[–] RunFattyRun [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
badfattynodonut was a replacement for fph on reddit
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It is banned now even though they did the same things as bad cop no donut.
[–] fatstriggerme 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Badfattynodonut subreddit
[–] FitzChivalry_Farseer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
that sounds delightful, what was it about?
[–] joeystals 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I've already eaten myself to the point that I can barely function as a human being, might as well grow these nails out to be as useless as the rest of me."