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[–] Arsepergers ago 

I hope the guy sees this video and realizes what a bitch she is.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil ago 

No fucking drama or animal sxe, why even post?

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[–] Psilocyber [S] ago 

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[–] DearestTrudeau 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He obviously has experience sticking dick in crazy, I guess he learned.

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[–] Schrodingers_Spy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Before I got married my wife's family had a get-together at her parents house. It was my first time meeting her siblings since they were in different states for school. When I saw her sister Kailey I was thunderstruck by how gorgeous she was. Now the wife is a looker, but her sister is something else - she hit the genetic jackpot.

Dinner turned into a bonfire and a few beers turned into a trip inside the house to the bathroom at the bottom of the stairs. When I opened the bathroom door, Kailey was standing at the top of the stairs - wearing this incredible white thong and lacey bra. She says to me, "I've heard so much about you and I'm so jealous - I've been looking for a guy like you for so long."

I. Was. Floored.

She slowly makes her way down the stairs, advancing on me. "You're getting married next week, can you show me the type of man you are before it's too late?" She reaches out her hand to take mine...

So I bolted. Shoved her aside, fumbled with the lock on the front door and sprinted to my car. After I dove into the front seat, the porch light comes on and my fiance, her dad , followed by her mom, brother and Kailey (now wearing a bathrobe) come running outside. I don't know what to do and I freeze. Her dad is smiling as he comes up to my car window, leans over and says "You have our blessing to marry our daughter. You wouldn't believe how many boyfriends have fallen for Kailey when they meet her and it's always ended so poorly. Obviously you're a good guy and we couldn't be happier for you two. Sorry to test you like this, but we just had to know."

And that, gentlemen - is why you always keep your condoms in the glovebox.

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[–] vonclausewitz ago 

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[–] Schrodingers_Spy ago 

No way - they stole my shit!

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[–] Psilocyber [S] ago 

Lol, well played.

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[–] pacman2000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This could have ended up hilarious if she ended up having to sit there and then watch her boyfriend do some slut doggystyle for a half hour.

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[–] Psilocyber [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What a shitty thing to do and even though he passed with flying colors she's still not happy.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah he didn't cheat this time. The fatsos are in a unstable relationship.

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[–] Psilocyber [S] ago 

Yeah that bloke was pretty large. I saw him at a fancy dress party wearing a white sheet, he'd come as Alaska.

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[–] Drkadrka 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dump that hoe. She's projecting her guilt onto him, thinking he would cheat.