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[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now that took some thought, Bravo!

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

did you shitlord that beast?

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[–] IFuckPringlesCans 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Poetic genius, my friend. I read this to my fit, blonde wife and we shared a hearty belly laugh.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good lord, that might actually, legally be assault.... lol

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow. That is nasty. Hams have no decency or respectability whatsoever. What a vile thing.... I'm sorry your zen moment got ruined. (And that you are in a position where you need those moments, all my best in that regard.)

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Beer. STAT

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did it ask if you had about tree fiddy

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[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry to hear that, OP. Here's a nice photo of the sea to get the image of that thing out of your head: https://i.imgtc.com/sK9NVzT.jpg.

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