[–] IFuckPringlesCans 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Poetic genius, my friend. I read this to my fit, blonde wife and we shared a hearty belly laugh.
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wow. That is nasty. Hams have no decency or respectability whatsoever. What a vile thing.... I'm sorry your zen moment got ruined. (And that you are in a position where you need those moments, all my best in that regard.)
[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry to hear that, OP. Here's a nice photo of the sea to get the image of that thing out of your head: https://i.imgtc.com/sK9NVzT.jpg.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now that took some thought, Bravo!