[–] IFuckPringlesCans 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Poetic genius, my friend. I read this to my fit, blonde wife and we shared a hearty belly laugh.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And this is where you get up and puke ALL OVER the disgusting piece of shit.
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wow. That is nasty. Hams have no decency or respectability whatsoever. What a vile thing.... I'm sorry your zen moment got ruined. (And that you are in a position where you need those moments, all my best in that regard.)
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Beer. STAT