[–] IFuckPringlesCans 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Poetic genius, my friend. I read this to my fit, blonde wife and we shared a hearty belly laugh.
[–] TriggeredLardTub 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You deserved it. 1, you let a fat have so much control over your day that they ruined something, and 2, you smoke. A habit that exists for the same weaknesses as being fat. No sympathy for you, stop smoking and save your lungs, doubt you exercise very much because you smoke so start do that too
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wow. That is nasty. Hams have no decency or respectability whatsoever. What a vile thing.... I'm sorry your zen moment got ruined. (And that you are in a position where you need those moments, all my best in that regard.)
[–] ThinPerson ago
It should take more than that to ruin your day. Try to see fat people as these hilariously awkward creatures to laugh at rather than a burden on society and your own personal space.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now that took some thought, Bravo!