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[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now that took some thought, Bravo!

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

did you shitlord that beast?

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[–] IFuckPringlesCans 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Poetic genius, my friend. I read this to my fit, blonde wife and we shared a hearty belly laugh.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good lord, that might actually, legally be assault.... lol

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You deserved it. 1, you let a fat have so much control over your day that they ruined something, and 2, you smoke. A habit that exists for the same weaknesses as being fat. No sympathy for you, stop smoking and save your lungs, doubt you exercise very much because you smoke so start do that too

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[–] diacetylmorfine ago  (edited ago)

nothing wrong with smoking

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow. That is nasty. Hams have no decency or respectability whatsoever. What a vile thing.... I'm sorry your zen moment got ruined. (And that you are in a position where you need those moments, all my best in that regard.)

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Beer. STAT

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[–] ThinPerson ago 

It should take more than that to ruin your day. Try to see fat people as these hilariously awkward creatures to laugh at rather than a burden on society and your own personal space.

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