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[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now that took some thought, Bravo!

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[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry to hear that, OP. Here's a nice photo of the sea to get the image of that thing out of your head: https://i.imgtc.com/sK9NVzT.jpg.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did it ask if you had about tree fiddy

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You deserved it. 1, you let a fat have so much control over your day that they ruined something, and 2, you smoke. A habit that exists for the same weaknesses as being fat. No sympathy for you, stop smoking and save your lungs, doubt you exercise very much because you smoke so start do that too

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[–] diacetylmorfine ago  (edited ago)

nothing wrong with smoking

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like you need a bit of something special in that next cigarette. You could clearly benefit from it. Good luck in UK.

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[–] ThinPerson ago 

It should take more than that to ruin your day. Try to see fat people as these hilariously awkward creatures to laugh at rather than a burden on society and your own personal space.