[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry to hear that, OP. Here's a nice photo of the sea to get the image of that thing out of your head: https://i.imgtc.com/sK9NVzT.jpg.
[–] TriggeredLardTub 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You deserved it. 1, you let a fat have so much control over your day that they ruined something, and 2, you smoke. A habit that exists for the same weaknesses as being fat. No sympathy for you, stop smoking and save your lungs, doubt you exercise very much because you smoke so start do that too
[–] BoraxTheFungarian ago (edited ago)
Sounds like you need a bit of something special in that next cigarette. You could clearly benefit from it. Good luck in UK.
[–] ThinPerson ago
It should take more than that to ruin your day. Try to see fat people as these hilariously awkward creatures to laugh at rather than a burden on society and your own personal space.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
In its defence, it probably farted earlier that afternoon; it just took that long for the bubble of fart gas to make it all the way out from between it's doughy, rash covered butt cheeks.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now that took some thought, Bravo!