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[–] Jsjynxst 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a conspiracy it fats don't drive there will be no potholes so we wouldn't need our road crews

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[–] bkr45678 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He probably can't buckle at that size either. So open door + no seat belt.....

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All that mass rolling out of control. It's terrifying to think about

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[–] mayosnorter 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If they couldn't drive, they couldn't get to McDonald's and would starve and become even fatter. Vicious cycle.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Quality "starvation mode" joke.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I hope he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop makes him get out of the car lmao.

But seriously that's a major hazard. Making any turn would cause the door to swing out.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imagine the video footage of the field sobriety test! Oh man, can fats get a DUI charge for being fat?! That would be awesome

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[–] Wizardslayer ago 

They could charge him for creating a driving hazard.

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[–] FordG 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fats are a hazard on the road. They have slower reaction times, their cars are under excess stress that can cause accidents, they need more braking distance, their suspensions and tires are fucked, they cant move their heads to look behind them or out the windows. Fat drivers are nothing but a hazard and need to be removed. To add in the dangers of just being fat and the limitations of their bodies and cars, I've seen many of them eating and driving. And not just a burrito in one hand and the other on the wheel, I've seen them eating with both hands and no hands on the wheel. They're disgusting, selfish, and a threat to EVERY driver on the road.

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[–] diacetylmorfine ago 

gross. i agree, fats shouldnt drive. anyone over 300 lbs should not be allowed to get a drivers license/get theirs revoked.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What a lazy turd. Even if it's hard to close the door, lean away from it, close it, and then spill all over it once it's secure. This is so unsafe. They really are selfish. That door is bound so swing open at times and hit other cars on the road.

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[–] Kappyten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Report his license to the cops.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's what I'd have done.

Hello, dispatch.

Yeah, I need to report an unsafe driver on xyz Street, northbound heading.

Can you describe the vehicle and situation?

Yeah, whatever colored late model sedan with licence# abc 1234. You can tell by the significant lean to the driver's side and partially open driver's door. Note the occupant is so fucking obese they can't even close their door all the way. I say again, they're so fucking fat they can't even fit in their own car. Also, gender unknown.

Sir, please watch your language. These calls are recorded and considered legal records and may be played back in court. Also, we are sending a squad to respond. Thank you for reporting this.

Sounds good, you're welcome, and have a nice day.

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[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is fitting into a car.

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