[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Look at that busted face, fried and badly dyed hair, and that beer gut. Looks like a fucking meatball with a snowman's head. I'd love to hit that... with a 50lb dumbell... right in the face.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You can tell how okay they are with being single. They are so fine with it, you guys. That's why they do these over the top "I'm single, but I'm totally fine" things with food (always food). They're completely okay with being single ... still.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Everyone knows fatty valentine's day is the 15th . That's when all the candy is 80% off.
[–] EwFat ago
I literally went and hid my favorites behind health foods so fat fucks don't swoop in and buy it all before I can