[–] roastedbeetushearts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It can't even take its eyes off the pizza for a second. Those hungry, greedy eyes give me the creeps.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Everyone knows fatty valentine's day is the 15th . That's when all the candy is 80% off.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You can tell how okay they are with being single. They are so fine with it, you guys. That's why they do these over the top "I'm single, but I'm totally fine" things with food (always food). They're completely okay with being single ... still.
[–] nobslob 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How adorable! It's showing us it's appetizer pizza before it digs into the xtra large family size pizza it's having for dinner.