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[–] nobslob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How adorable! It's showing us it's appetizer pizza before it digs into the xtra large family size pizza it's having for dinner.

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[–] roastedbeetushearts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It can't even take its eyes off the pizza for a second. Those hungry, greedy eyes give me the creeps.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Everyone knows fatty valentine's day is the 15th . That's when all the candy is 80% off.

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[–] EwFat ago 

I literally went and hid my favorites behind health foods so fat fucks don't swoop in and buy it all before I can

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You can tell how okay they are with being single. They are so fine with it, you guys. That's why they do these over the top "I'm single, but I'm totally fine" things with food (always food). They're completely okay with being single ... still.