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[–] 451012 ago 

Maybe she had been skinny, until she unfortunately consumed blood containing curvy jenehtiks and some condishuns.

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[–] GlipGlops ago 

How many drums of blood would a vampire have to consume to actually get that fat?

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[–] Convair990 ago 

First twilight, and now this shit. The fatpire! Is desiccates your fridge.

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[–] SFshitlordoftheBay ago 

Probably not much different to how she looks when she's eating. Just replace the red with a golden color of butter and its just an average day for it.