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[–] Mike-Sanders 4 points 15 points (+19|-4) ago 

Eat Beast In Chief

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[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

I like "Hammander in Chief"

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[–] WeightIsPersonality 2 points 38 points (+40|-2) ago 

"Donald Trump" rearranges to "Ton Lard Dump".

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[–] ilieksnow 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Lord Dumptan

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lard Dumpton

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[–] MadeToBeBroken 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

McDonald Trump

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Lord Tan Dump is my favorite.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 5 points 3 points (+8|-5) ago 

Not sure why they care considering they think Steve "where the pudding at?" Bannon is actually president.

Salon is garbage.

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[–] Exit 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

Damn. On one hand you realize Salon is fake news but on the other you say Bannon is president. So I guess ill down vote you to even it out?

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[–] DE4THWI5H ago 

you say Bannon is president

considering they think Steve "where the pudding at?" Bannon is actually president.

I'm not up to date on what pronouns to use these days but "they" and "I" still mean different things right?

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[–] Secus 13 points 8 points (+21|-13) ago 

salon

Fake news.

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[–] retailslave 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago 

"Alternative" news

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 4 points 47 points (+51|-4) ago 

And there is that fat fuck Steve Bannon. Voat has a chubby for that fat fuck, at the end of the day he wants to remove all rights to information and commit zero acts of personal hygiene.

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[–] kurigaru_san 2 points 31 points (+33|-2) ago 

I didn't think it was possible to be more physically repulsive than Dump.....until I saw Bannon. Greasy, bloated, pig-eyed, gin-blossomed Nazi motherfucker.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago 

We rely on that thing for the direction of our shitlord military. How we allocate federal funding for scientific research and the oversight of congress. I would give my life for America, but I find myself fast wondering what the living shit these fat fucks are doing in office. Fat Trump moves his hands in an OK motion and says that the world, domestic policy, SPAM, human rights and the antithesis of SNL are great because his fat fuck ass says so. Voat sucks his small fat dick. Has America become lost that they are willing to eat the panniculus of the fat fuck in Chief.

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[–] MadeToBeBroken 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what happens when you take a typical basement dwelling neckbeard and age him 40 years.

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[–] cdglow 8 points 2 points (+10|-8) ago 

Trump is obviously a fatty who doesn't get any exercise, but take negative media reports of much of his behavior (from Salon of all places!) that doesn't have an actual source with a grain of salt. The bathrobe and TV stuff sounds like fake news. The media has been relentlessly making stuff up, exaggerating, misleading, etc to try and damage him for a long time now.

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[–] LittleBittz 4 points 9 points (+13|-4) ago 

His tv habits have been widely reported. Vanity Fair is well respected nationally by both sides : http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/01/donald-trump-media-diet-tv-habits

And his behavior in general? No source needed for that lol. We have it on video constantly.

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[–] jhaluska 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

I would NOT be surprised if Trump has a heart attack while in the office.

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[–] 12345666 4 points 5 points (+9|-4) ago 

We can only hope.

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[–] MadeToBeBroken ago 

I read somewhere that he's the fattest president since that one 300 lb bloke who got stuck in a bathtub. His name escapes me.

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Taft

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