[–] WeightIsPersonality 2 points 38 points 40 points (+40|-2) ago
"Donald Trump" rearranges to "Ton Lard Dump".
[–] dontdoxxmebro 4 points 47 points 51 points (+51|-4) ago
And there is that fat fuck Steve Bannon. Voat has a chubby for that fat fuck, at the end of the day he wants to remove all rights to information and commit zero acts of personal hygiene.
[–] kurigaru_san 2 points 31 points 33 points (+33|-2) ago
I didn't think it was possible to be more physically repulsive than Dump.....until I saw Bannon. Greasy, bloated, pig-eyed, gin-blossomed Nazi motherfucker.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 3 points 19 points 22 points (+22|-3) ago
We rely on that thing for the direction of our shitlord military. How we allocate federal funding for scientific research and the oversight of congress. I would give my life for America, but I find myself fast wondering what the living shit these fat fucks are doing in office. Fat Trump moves his hands in an OK motion and says that the world, domestic policy, SPAM, human rights and the antithesis of SNL are great because his fat fuck ass says so. Voat sucks his small fat dick. Has America become lost that they are willing to eat the panniculus of the fat fuck in Chief.
[–] MadeToBeBroken 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's what happens when you take a typical basement dwelling neckbeard and age him 40 years.
[–] cdglow 8 points 2 points 10 points (+10|-8) ago
Trump is obviously a fatty who doesn't get any exercise, but take negative media reports of much of his behavior (from Salon of all places!) that doesn't have an actual source with a grain of salt. The bathrobe and TV stuff sounds like fake news. The media has been relentlessly making stuff up, exaggerating, misleading, etc to try and damage him for a long time now.
[–] LittleBittz 4 points 9 points 13 points (+13|-4) ago
His tv habits have been widely reported. Vanity Fair is well respected nationally by both sides : http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/01/donald-trump-media-diet-tv-habits
And his behavior in general? No source needed for that lol. We have it on video constantly.
[–] MadeToBeBroken ago
I read somewhere that he's the fattest president since that one 300 lb bloke who got stuck in a bathtub. His name escapes me.
[–] Mike-Sanders 4 points 15 points 19 points (+19|-4) ago
Eat Beast In Chief
[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 18 points 19 points (+19|-1) ago
I like "Hammander in Chief"