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[–] bkr45678 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

In her video posted after this she says she wants to be a sprinter or marathoner. Because she ran a few times when she was younger and liked it.

People train hardcore from young ages and can't make it to the Olympics.

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[–] Agrajag_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've been running track for 10 years. I run the hurdles, with some 200s and 400s and relays here and there. It would be my dream to be in the Olympics. But even after 10 years of training, dieting, giving up my life for track, I am nowhere near the Olympic times. And this cow wants to be an Olympic sprinter? Jesus H. Christ.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's too fat and dumb to realize how ignorant she is. At this stage, making it to the Olympics is genetic. There are so many people in the world that, in addition to working your ass off, you also just have to have the right combination of genes to give you that tiny edge over 99.999% of people that allows you to even qualify, much less come close to winning an event. Some people can work their whole lives and not qualify for the event they're trying for because they just aren't built for it. We've had too many years of genetically gifted and incredibly hard working people going into those events. The times, distances, heights, and lengths have all long since been pushed to the edge of what humans are capable of.

Mayo dumpster - you don't have a snowball's chance in hell, unless you're going out for a brand new event - failing at life.

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[–] Mellestalfph 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I looked at what it would take to get into even the running for 5kms at the Olympics for Canada. Easily need a sub 15mins 5km. I sucked cock at running when I started. I'm down to 30mins for 5km (last run in november; I hate treadmill running and live in Canada). It would take sooo much fucking work to get down to 15mins 5k, years of work. I'd be lucky to get there by 35.

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[–] tocatchafatty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've been training pretty seriously for about 6 years and I'm a 17min 5k runner. I'm also a male in my late 20's. This butter huffer has no chance at even running an olympic qualifier time.

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[–] bock 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I ran all through high school and college, I was in heaven when I hit sub 17min and I was slow compared to my best friend, he ran 15:20s still not a qualifier and he was the fastest bastard I ever met. You will never hit those times starting that late in life and already having done that much damage to your body. LOL

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[–] Lift4Jesus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In france to qualify for the national championship you need a sub 16min30s as a female and to qualify for the olympics you need sub 15min05s So yeah no way ever

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What the hell, she's already made it to the cover of sports illustrated, I wouldn't put it past the selection committee to make the body positive movement feel better!

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[–] tocatchafatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good thing Canada has runners who meet the olympic qualifying standard in running events. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be allowed to send someone who did not meet the qualifying standard unless nobody in the country met the standard.

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Archery is probably her best bet.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

crosses fingers - You mean as a "human" target, right?

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'll make everyone here this promise. If this cow makes it to the olympics in a sport with actual competition(being like Eddie the Eagle doesn't count) I'll sell everything I own, donate it all to charity, and live out my life as a Buddhist monk in some monastery somewhere.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it becomes an Olympian I will eat my hat.

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[–] TheFatVeganLife ago 

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[–] NoFatChics 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If it becomes an olympian, I'll sleep with a fat chic. That's how sure I am.

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[–] TheFatVeganLife ago 

Yay! Fat chicks are the best! We don't break! https://youtu.be/RZhtkQyiD0M

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[–] l23r 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And she's pretty old. Like not just for a fat person, but also for someone in sports - and that's talking about people who have trained since they were young. The only sport she is somewhat trained in is eating, and even fatties lose to thin people in competetive eating.

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[–] Storm333 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The only sport you can get better at with age and maturity is bodybuilding....except she's a fatass with a body composition of mostly crisco.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Traditionally I think shooting as well.

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[–] lifting_cat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

@2:25: "As soon as you walk out on stage you see people, and you see that they are all there to watch you... and they are all paying attention to you!! "

And here we go, it's always about the fucking attention for the fatties.

@2:50: "When I watched the athletes...** I felt like I should have been there**... that I should be walking among the athletes! "

The fucking entitlement... you should have been there? These people work hard for YEARS to be there, some of them dedicate their entire lives to be there... but a fucking entitled fatty should be there because... reasons!

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[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You made it to 381 lbs because you lack every single trait that an Olympic athlete requires. Fuck off.

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[–] ilieksnow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

oh I'm sure she eats like Phelps

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[–] laughing_90 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She is 26? She looks like she could be a grandmother.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gonna go ahead and follow this to see if she sticks with it.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Do you honestly think, that there is a chance, in all of hell, she will see it through?

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[–] 7946602? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Week #1: counting calories is for losers.

Week #2: potato diet challenge.

I give her until end of February.

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[–] bkr45678 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, and she is going plant based and not counting calories at all. Cause they don't real when you are plant based. Def gonna follow.

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[–] 7946618? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Excess protein is stored as fat, excess carbs are stored as energy, do you even science, shitlord?!

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[–] TheFatVeganLife ago 

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[–] whalesongmakesmyday 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How many days before she decides to be an Olympic weightlifer or shotputter. Then she can totally suck at it and be a laughble failure except she can tell herself she needs to bulk and therefore eat like an unrestrainted hog..

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