[–] laughing_90 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
She is 26? She looks like she could be a grandmother.
[–] elfupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I didn't see a pie eating contest during the last Olympics, maybe I missed it?
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'll make everyone here this promise. If this cow makes it to the olympics in a sport with actual competition(being like Eddie the Eagle doesn't count) I'll sell everything I own, donate it all to charity, and live out my life as a Buddhist monk in some monastery somewhere.
[–] NoFatChics 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If it becomes an olympian, I'll sleep with a fat chic. That's how sure I am.
[–] TheFatVeganLife ago
Yay! Fat chicks are the best! We don't break! https://youtu.be/RZhtkQyiD0M
[–] veganesthie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Gonna go ahead and follow this to see if she sticks with it.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Do you honestly think, that there is a chance, in all of hell, she will see it through?
[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
381 pounds. Jesus fucks she's over 3x my size!
[–] l23r 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And she's pretty old. Like not just for a fat person, but also for someone in sports - and that's talking about people who have trained since they were young. The only sport she is somewhat trained in is eating, and even fatties lose to thin people in competetive eating.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Traditionally I think shooting as well.
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
People train when they're damn near toddler age for the olympics, and even then not all of them make the cut. Hopefully she's bluffing for the attention because that's a very, very, incredibly long shot. She'll most likely find out that this isn't something you get instant gratification for and she will stay stagnant and maintain or go back to 381 pounds.