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[–] bkr45678 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

In her video posted after this she says she wants to be a sprinter or marathoner. Because she ran a few times when she was younger and liked it.

People train hardcore from young ages and can't make it to the Olympics.

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Archery is probably her best bet.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

crosses fingers - You mean as a "human" target, right?

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[–] Agrajag_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've been running track for 10 years. I run the hurdles, with some 200s and 400s and relays here and there. It would be my dream to be in the Olympics. But even after 10 years of training, dieting, giving up my life for track, I am nowhere near the Olympic times. And this cow wants to be an Olympic sprinter? Jesus H. Christ.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's too fat and dumb to realize how ignorant she is. At this stage, making it to the Olympics is genetic. There are so many people in the world that, in addition to working your ass off, you also just have to have the right combination of genes to give you that tiny edge over 99.999% of people that allows you to even qualify, much less come close to winning an event. Some people can work their whole lives and not qualify for the event they're trying for because they just aren't built for it. We've had too many years of genetically gifted and incredibly hard working people going into those events. The times, distances, heights, and lengths have all long since been pushed to the edge of what humans are capable of.

Mayo dumpster - you don't have a snowball's chance in hell, unless you're going out for a brand new event - failing at life.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What the hell, she's already made it to the cover of sports illustrated, I wouldn't put it past the selection committee to make the body positive movement feel better!

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[–] tocatchafatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good thing Canada has runners who meet the olympic qualifying standard in running events. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be allowed to send someone who did not meet the qualifying standard unless nobody in the country met the standard.

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[–] Mellestalfph 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I looked at what it would take to get into even the running for 5kms at the Olympics for Canada. Easily need a sub 15mins 5km. I sucked cock at running when I started. I'm down to 30mins for 5km (last run in november; I hate treadmill running and live in Canada). It would take sooo much fucking work to get down to 15mins 5k, years of work. I'd be lucky to get there by 35.

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[–] bock 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I ran all through high school and college, I was in heaven when I hit sub 17min and I was slow compared to my best friend, he ran 15:20s still not a qualifier and he was the fastest bastard I ever met. You will never hit those times starting that late in life and already having done that much damage to your body. LOL

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[–] Lift4Jesus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In france to qualify for the national championship you need a sub 16min30s as a female and to qualify for the olympics you need sub 15min05s So yeah no way ever

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[–] tocatchafatty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've been training pretty seriously for about 6 years and I'm a 17min 5k runner. I'm also a male in my late 20's. This butter huffer has no chance at even running an olympic qualifier time.