[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Obviously it speant the money it normally pays a lawn service with on McDonald's.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Mowing the lawn: 863 calories/hour burnt. I deserve a treat.
[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is next level laziness I love it lmao.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wouldn't it be more efficent to get one of those car/grass trimmer combo thingies? Then again, there probably isn't anything big enough..
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A riding mower? I looked up the specs recently. It probably weighs almost as much as one.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
You ran into it for the first time because it's never been out.
[–] MolotovCocktail [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've seen her scootin before. There's a huge ramp outside her front door. Thought a disabled person lived there.